Blog Rewind: In honor of our birthday, Q.L.M. is reblogging some of our favorite posts from yesteryear! This was my first really big “hit.” I’ve always been partial to song parodies and I was really impressed by the passion and creativity surrounding the Jewnicorn fandom when I first joined Tumblr. This song was my little love letter to them.
If you don’t ship Jewnicorn, you probably didn’t watch The Social Network. And if you did, well, you didn’t watch it properly! ;P
(photo via jewnicornography)
My mama told me when I was young
we are all born Jewnicorns…
We ate ice cream and watched some TSN
on the bed in her boudoir.
“There’s nothing wrong with shipping whom you love,” she said
‘Cause your fandom’s beautiful.”
“So blog about it girl, and you’ll go far.
Listen to me when I saaaaay…..”
I ship whomever I choose
and I have chosen two dudes.
I’ve got to have-my-say-
about these fine-looking Jews.
Whether it’s fact or fiction,
there’s still sexual tension.
I’m on the right ‘ship baby,
Jewnicorn is my way.
Oh there ain’t no other way.
Baby, Jewnicorn’s my way..
BABY, JEWNICORN’S MY WAAAAY.
Don’t be a troll, just love your ship.
Whether it’s lame or if it’s hip.
Ship however your life should be
Ship Jesse ‘Berg with Andy G.
Some Arthur/Merlin fics are hot
Some Captain Kirk with Mr. Spock.
I slash them all, but this won’t fade
‘Cause baby, Jewnicorn’s my way.
(gif via lucy-vanpelt)
kingofthestags asked: OMIGOD! I just read the Jewnicorn/Glee fic and it was bloody fantastic! You have an amazing writing flow and style! Please tell me that their is going to be more?!?!?! Jesse was amazing, and Andrew was so cute and insecure! Quinn had great character here, I wish she was like this on the show! Uh, and Sues insults were just on point the whole time! YOU MUST MAKE A SEQUEL! Also, extra points for mentioning Gilmore Girls. It's one of my top 5 TV shows of all time!
Thank you so SO much for enjoying the fic! Your kind words made my day, especially the compliments regarding Sue’s characterization, and the Quinn storyline <3
I really wish that they had done something like that with her and Ms. Pillsbury at the beginning of season 2. I mean, I don’t think you can just pop out a baby in high school and not go through some kind of transitional pain related to personal identity. They’re trying to show that pain in Quinn NOW for season three, but it’s just too little too late for me. She’s coming off as unstable and frenetic. Meh! Here’s hoping they give her some decent development for the second half of the season. That gurl needs a goal, FAST. Also, I love the energy that Chris Colfer and Dianna Agron have off the show. I wish Kurt and Quinn would get a duet or some kind of storyline together. They’re just cuteness personified. That’s why I just HAD to fic them together.
A SEQUEL? Really? I think this is the first time I’ve gotten a request for one. Wow! I must admit that although I wanted to leave the ending open, I haven’t given much thought to where else to take the two of them. Any ideas? Song suggestions? I’m kind of a slow writer, but I can definitely start marinading some outlines. I have some ideas for Glee episodes that might translate well for a crossover sequel. How do you feel about Quinn trying out for The Braniacs and becoming an academic dynamo-diva? Maybe Jesse can be the faculty sponsor?
Wait- Hold up….You’re a Gilmore Girls fan too?
We’re officially besties now! Like Jesse and Andrew, perhaps we need to declare an Official State of Friendship ;D