be safe, you say
whatever the mess you are, you’re mine, okay?i’m still sad we never got advisor to the king/official court sorcerer merlin and epic king arthur because beards
I can’t believe you’re sleeping with Mervin, the servant boy!
Merlin, dad.
WHAT?
Merlin. His name is Merlin, not Mervin.
……..
Dad?
WHAT THE HELL KIND OF A NAME IS MERLIN?
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P.S. Arthur’s eyes are priceless here. He’s almost rolling them but also looking a little embarrassed at the same time. Shame + Indignation
“Geez, dad. Knock much?”
(Source: itspuckurtbitch)
Merlin Cast on Merthur: Alex Vlahos and Eoin Macken
(via loreloki)
Merlin Cast on Merthur: Angel Coulby and Katie McGrath
(via loreloki)
Jewnicorn This Way
Blog Rewind: In honor of our birthday, Q.L.M. is reblogging some of our favorite posts from yesteryear! This was my first really big “hit.” I’ve always been partial to song parodies and I was really impressed by the passion and creativity surrounding the Jewnicorn fandom when I first joined Tumblr. This song was my little love letter to them.
If you don’t ship Jewnicorn, you probably didn’t watch The Social Network. And if you did, well, you didn’t watch it properly! ;P
(photo via jewnicornography)
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My mama told me when I was young
we are all born Jewnicorns…
We ate ice cream and watched some TSN
on the bed in her boudoir.
“There’s nothing wrong with shipping whom you love,” she said
‘Cause your fandom’s beautiful.”
“So blog about it girl, and you’ll go far.
Listen to me when I saaaaay…..”
I ship whomever I choose
and I have chosen two dudes.
I’ve got to have-my-say-
about these fine-looking Jews.
Whether it’s fact or fiction,
there’s still sexual tension.
I’m on the right ‘ship baby,
Jewnicorn is my way.
Oh there ain’t no other way.
Baby, Jewnicorn’s my way..
BABY, JEWNICORN’S MY WAAAAY.
——
Don’t be a troll, just love your ship.
Whether it’s lame or if it’s hip.
Ship however your life should be
Ship Jesse ‘Berg with Andy G.
Some Arthur/Merlin fics are hot
Some Captain Kirk with Mr. Spock.
I slash them all, but this won’t fade
‘Cause baby, Jewnicorn’s my way.
***
(gif via lucy-vanpelt)
oh, i feel like laughing
all because of youMerlin’s gaze dropped to Arthur’s horse, no longer able to maintain eye contact.
“Merlin?” Arthur asked tenderly, “Merlin, what’s wrong? Is this too much?” Arthur was talking about the ceremony, of course. He needed to publicly court Merlin, if they were really to be together.
“No! No…” Merlin replied, the cheer of the crowd making his knees weak, “It’s just, well, I’d never have excepted, you know, growing up where I did, with my mum that I’d-“
“That you’d have a royal prince jousting for your hand in marriage?”
Merlin blushed and looked up, nodding slightly, a bright smile crawling across his face. His eyes twinkled against the silver shine of Arthur’s armor. The roaring of the crowd faded in the back ground. At that moment, it was Arthur and Merlin, prince and servant, lover and lover.
Arthur coughed and pulled the reins of his horse.
“Well, Merlin,” Arthur confessed, horse treading off to the crowd, “You do have a knack for being an idiot.” Arthur shook his head, a small laugh escaping his lips. “Does it really surprise you that you were wrong?”
Arthur raised his lance, a blue circlet of flowers hung from the tip. The crowd burst into a large applause and all the eyes fell on Merlin.
“Do you accept?” Arthur yelled, letting everyone in the stadium hear. In that instant all of the talking stopped, and the world was silent. Merlin hesitated for a second, looking to Arthur, then to the crowd, then to Arthur.
“Merlin… do you accept my hand in marriage?”
“Yes, Arthur, Yes. I do.”
Camelot’s Best Husbands…
(via homoerotics)
(Source: comeawaytothewater, via damn-it-jim)
My aunt always gives me the COOLEST Christmas gifts! Please to enjoy these two art prints (fashioned by the lovely and talented Gingerhaze).
The prints are AMAZING! The size, detail, and energy are perfect. I liked these designs a lot when I saw them online, but they are about a ZILLION times cooler in person. When I opened them up, I think I might have actually squealed. I have desperately wanted to show some fandom love for Merlin and Supernatural on my walls, but I had no means of doing so- until now.
They were framed and hung two days after Christmas…
I CAN’T stop looking at them. They’re just so beautiful!
If you want some (and I know you do) here is the link to Gingerhaze’s shop!
Holy Moley! Somebody actually recorded a performance of SLASH FRIDAY NIGHT!? This is easily the most flattering thing anyone has ever done involving my writing. Thank you so much for making this happen, Blaineisatimelord!
Sidenote: Hearing someone else sing this out loud makes me realize something about the lyrics that I probably should have notated. In the Merlin marathon section, I always pronounced “fiction,” in my head, so that the tion part sounded like the name “Sean.” Doing so helped it rhyme better with ‘thon and ‘thong.
This is no criticism against the recorded song. It’s perfectly lovely as it is (I’ve listened to it around seven times now). This nuance in pronunciation is something that I did in my head and failed to spell out when I posted the parody in the first place. I just wanted to throw it out there, for the sake of clarification, in case people were wondering how to make “fiction” fit in better while singing along.
Reiteration: I AM BLISS-ED OUT RIGHT NOW! This is incredible!
You have my heart, Megan!
Slash Friday Night (Original song by Katy Perry, Parody lyrics by questionableliterarymerit)
Kirk and Spock are in my bed.
Slashy thoughts are in my head.
Cosplay friends are sleeping in.
But my head’s in such a spin!
Angry neighbors pound my door.
Wincest art is on the floor.
Roll my sleeve up, there’s a clue…
My new Jewnicorn tattoo?
Posted photoshops without watermarks…
Oy Vey! Oh well.
My McFassy gifs will still bring the hits today.
Damn!
Slash Friday Night!
Sang our favorite songs from Glee.
Shipping wars lasted ‘till three:
Brittana or Faberry?
Slash Friday Night!
Watched a Merlin marathon,
Then we wrote some fan fiction
about Arthur in a thong.
Slash Friday Night!
Speculated on subtext:
Magneto / Professor X
Was that just a game of “chess?”
Slash Friday Night!
Who would “pull rank” in the dark-
Steve Rogers or Tony Sta-ah-Ah-ark?
This friday night
Do it ALL again…
This friday night
Do it ALL again…
Disclaimer: The .gifs are not mine, the lyrics are not mine, the song is not mine. The .gifs belong to whoever they belong to (just found them around tumblr). The original song (Last Friday Night) belongs to Katy Perry and whoever wrote it. The Parody lyrics belong to questionableliterarymerit here on tumblr. The Karaoke version of Last Friday Night was ripped from Youtube here. I’m getting sick, so sorry for breaking your ears… the song totally isn’t in my range. I am also not a trained professional, and I sing in the key of Megan. Although, if you would like to download it (God knows why) you can download it here.
