Blog Rewind: In honor of our birthday, Q.L.M. is reblogging some of our favorite posts from yesteryear! This was my first really big “hit.” I’ve always been partial to song parodies and I was really impressed by the passion and creativity surrounding the Jewnicorn fandom when I first joined Tumblr. This song was my little love letter to them.
If you don’t ship Jewnicorn, you probably didn’t watch The Social Network. And if you did, well, you didn’t watch it properly! ;P
(photo via jewnicornography)
My mama told me when I was young
we are all born Jewnicorns…
We ate ice cream and watched some TSN
on the bed in her boudoir.
“There’s nothing wrong with shipping whom you love,” she said
‘Cause your fandom’s beautiful.”
“So blog about it girl, and you’ll go far.
Listen to me when I saaaaay…..”
I ship whomever I choose
and I have chosen two dudes.
I’ve got to have-my-say-
about these fine-looking Jews.
Whether it’s fact or fiction,
there’s still sexual tension.
I’m on the right ‘ship baby,
Jewnicorn is my way.
Oh there ain’t no other way.
Baby, Jewnicorn’s my way..
BABY, JEWNICORN’S MY WAAAAY.
Don’t be a troll, just love your ship.
Whether it’s lame or if it’s hip.
Ship however your life should be
Ship Jesse ‘Berg with Andy G.
Some Arthur/Merlin fics are hot
Some Captain Kirk with Mr. Spock.
I slash them all, but this won’t fade
‘Cause baby, Jewnicorn’s my way.
(gif via lucy-vanpelt)