Andrew Derpfield and Jesse Sassenberg.
(Source: , via the-amazing-bambi-man)
Andrew Derpfield and Jesse Sassenberg.
(Source: , via the-amazing-bambi-man)
The only thing better than Steve/Tony?
Steve/Tony with a delicious scoop of Jewnicorn on top.
(Source: lucasbryants, via cempai)

The splendid pop culture intersections…they just keep coming!
(Source: eiirene, via littlegarfieldthings)
Except Sarah Palin is Mark Zuckerberg and The entire McCain Campaign Team is Eduardo Saverin.

OMG! This HBO movie was soooo good. Four quick points:
1. Julianne Moore is better at playing Palin than Tina Fey!
2. DANNY STRONG (of Buffy fame) is the screenwriter. I’m SO proud of him. He did such a great job!
3. Although I detest Palin and her politics, I think I did gain a newfound appreciation for the unique pressures and difficult circumstances she faced during this campaign. I don’t forgive her anything, but I think Danny’s portrayal of her was fair in simultaneously showing her humanity and vulnerability.
I think her power comes from charisma, and her success shows us how, sadly, our society has changed from a culture of character to a culture of personality; where commercial viability, not substance, is what wins votes and garners attention.
4. This quote:
“I didn’t vote, Steve. I couldn’t.”
- Nicolle Wallace (Senior advisor for McCain-Palin Campaign)

Nicolle’s faith in the Republican Party was so shattered by Sarah Palin (and the campaign) that she couldn’t even bring herself to participate in this basic civic privilege.
:(
Poor Nicolle. She was my fave character! I ship her with integrity!
Blog Rewind: In honor of our birthday, Q.L.M. is reblogging some of our favorite posts from yesteryear! This was my first really big “hit.” I’ve always been partial to song parodies and I was really impressed by the passion and creativity surrounding the Jewnicorn fandom when I first joined Tumblr. This song was my little love letter to them.
If you don’t ship Jewnicorn, you probably didn’t watch The Social Network. And if you did, well, you didn’t watch it properly! ;P
(photo via jewnicornography)
***
My mama told me when I was young
we are all born Jewnicorns…
We ate ice cream and watched some TSN
on the bed in her boudoir.
“There’s nothing wrong with shipping whom you love,” she said
‘Cause your fandom’s beautiful.”
“So blog about it girl, and you’ll go far.
Listen to me when I saaaaay…..”
I ship whomever I choose
and I have chosen two dudes.
I’ve got to have-my-say-
about these fine-looking Jews.
Whether it’s fact or fiction,
there’s still sexual tension.
I’m on the right ‘ship baby,
Jewnicorn is my way.
Oh there ain’t no other way.
Baby, Jewnicorn’s my way..
BABY, JEWNICORN’S MY WAAAAY.
——
Don’t be a troll, just love your ship.
Whether it’s lame or if it’s hip.
Ship however your life should be
Ship Jesse ‘Berg with Andy G.
Some Arthur/Merlin fics are hot
Some Captain Kirk with Mr. Spock.
I slash them all, but this won’t fade
‘Cause baby, Jewnicorn’s my way.
***
(gif via lucy-vanpelt)
so this is a very very long overdue birthday gift for Salv who’s birthday was on november first, and i started this then and then just let it sit forever and got distracted by school and exams and whatnot…
anyway! happy belated birthday, have some Mark/Eduardo cuddles ♥
(via littlegarfieldthings)
Holiday Single #16
“Last Christmas” - Scala and Kolacny Brothers
Once bitten and twice shy…
I keep my distance, but you still catch my eye.
Tell me baby do you recognize me?
Well, it’s been a year. It doesn’t surprise me…
Sorry for copping out yesterday and not posting in time with the calender. On the plus side, that means TWO songs today (for anyone keeping track :).
Scala & Kolacny Brothers are probably best known for their contribution to The Social Network soundtrack. Those same voices that were haunting and ethereal while covering Radiohead’s ”Creep” are significantly lighter and sweeter while tackling Wham’s famous holiday contribution. Most covers of this song complicate the arrangement and excise the delicious, smoothness of the original. Not so with Scala! These peeps keep it neat, clean, and delicate.
Their vocals add a whole new layer of appreciation to the lyrics. Try it!
-David
Your one stop shop for all my Jewnicorn related fanworks…
(Posted especially for my new Tumblr friend, and fellow Jewnicorn, merlinsboytoy.)
“Jewnicorn This Way” - Born This Way Song Parody
“Bad Program” - Bad Romance Song Parody
“Back to School” - My Glee/Jewnicorn Crossover Fanfic
“Top Five Dream Merchandise Items for The Social Network”
“Mixtape for The Social Network”
What’s that? Shameless self-promotion you say?

Left: Anthony Perkins, best known for his role as Norman Bates in Psycho.
Right: Andrew Garfield, best known for his role as Eduardo Saverin in The Social Network.
Likeness: Uncanny.

Sidenote: Special thanks to fiona-gallagher for providing me with the link to the TSN press conference photos that made this possible!