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scottlava:

“I didn’t do it!”

scottlava:

“I didn’t do it!”

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scottlava:

“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.”

scottlava:

“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.”

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scottlava:

“Now all I have to teach you is one word - everything.”

scottlava:

“Now all I have to teach you is one word - everything.”

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scottlava:

“You make it with some of these chicks, they think you gotta dance with them.”

scottlava:

“You make it with some of these chicks, they think you gotta dance with them.”

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scottlava:

“None of this would have happened if Mr. McAllister hadn’t meddled the way he did.”

scottlava:

None of this would have happened if Mr. McAllister hadn’t meddled the way he did.”

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scottlava:

“Where did you come from? I think you’re the cause of all this. I think you’re evil! EVIL!”

scottlava:

“Where did you come from? I think you’re the cause of all this. I think you’re evil! EVIL!”

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scottlava:

“You might not be able to fight like a samurai, but you can at least die like a samurai.”

scottlava:

“You might not be able to fight like a samurai, but you can at least die like a samurai.”

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scottlava:

“See, now’s the time of the meal when you start getting the McStomach ache.”

scottlava:

“See, now’s the time of the meal when you start getting the McStomach ache.”

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scottlava:

“I am your number one fan. There is nothing to worry about. You are going to be just fine. I am your number one fan.”

scottlava:

“I am your number one fan. There is nothing to worry about. You are going to be just fine. I am your number one fan.”

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scottlava:

“Only I can live forever.”

scottlava:

“Only I can live forever.”