“I didn’t do it!”
“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.”
“Where did you come from? I think you’re the cause of all this. I think you’re evil! EVIL!”
“You might not be able to fight like a samurai, but you can at least die like a samurai.”
“I am your number one fan. There is nothing to worry about. You are going to be just fine. I am your number one fan.”