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Is this a real thing?!!
Either way, it’s a philosophy to which I sincerely subscribe.
See, a while back, my friend gave me the Out of This World Carmen Sandiego album as a gag gift. One of the songs included is actually called “Cake for Breakfast.” It’s a jaunty tune that riffs on the idea that all kids secretly want to eat cake for breakfast. The song takes place in the head of a person who is dreaming about the pieces of leftover birthday cake that remain in his refrigerator. (Link to song by clicking sample lyrics below)
Can you live your life completely?
Can you do it, wild and sweetly?
Although I might be digging a bit for the meaning, I think that the song can be read as something more than an endorsement of confectionery consumption.
The idea is that “cake for breakfast” is not just a sweet indulgence that we can occasionally engage in, but an ideal to which we can strive. You dream about eating cake for breakfast because it challenges the status quo. It’s a violation of one of the standards set by the authority most of us come to know first in our young lives: “Mother”.
“Cake for breakfast” isn’t just unusual, it’s unorthodox! Symbolically, it verges on the heretical. And yet, it’s so easy a rule to overthrow, so easy a desire to satiate (it’s not cocaine, people) and it’s so liberating to do just once in your life. It makes you wonder what the big deal was in the first place. That’s because the admonishment, the guilt, the conflict, the confusion…they don’t exist in reality so much as they abide in your head.
Dreaming about “cake for breakfast” means that your willing to dare yourself to do what you previously thought was impossible. It means that you’re not afraid to visualize a life that departs from your current reality. Better than that, it’s realizing how easy a goal like “cake for breakfast” is to achieve once you silence your inhibitions / your self-doubt / your inner critics… and just REACH for your f*cking dreams already.
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This song NEVER got the recognition it deserved. Miike Snow is a genius and his entire album rocked!
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“If it takes forever, I will wait for you. For a thousand summers, I will wait for you. ‘Till you’re back beside me. ‘Till I’m holding you. ‘Till I hear you sigh here in my arms…”

I’m crying, but part of that is because of the aching, beautiful genius of this scene. It features THE BEST USE of Connie Francis’ song, “I Will Wait For You,” in the history of media.
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bloodandamorphisms asked: Your "Bad Program" Parody is FUCKING GENIUS. I can't even....

Oh my gosh! Thank you SO so much. I spent a lot of time writing (and re-writing) that parody over and over, so it’s nice to see that the effort was worth the while. I really have a lot of respect for the TSN fandom, and I didn’t want to disappoint anyone :)
You are too kind! Thanks again!
C Plus C PLUS PLUS
C:/DOS, RUN/DOS/RUN
JAVA, Ooo la la!
Want your bad program. (2x)

Verse: I want your pretense. The bite of your wit.
I want you gloating over all of your hits.
I want your love. Love Love Love. I want your love.
I want your pressure. The bruise of your lips.
I never wanted Phoenix Club membership…
I want your love. Love Love Love. I want your love.

You know that I want you. And you know that I need you.
I want you bad. Want your bad program.
Chorus: I want us crashing. I want all your bugs.
You and me could write a bad program.
I want you coding with my algorithm.
You and me could write a bad program.
Oh oh oh oh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhh
Trapped in a bad program. (2x)
C plus C PLUS PLUS
C:/DOS, RUN/DOS/RUN
JAVA, ooo la la!
Want your bad program.

Verse: I want your flip-flops. I want us to fight.
I want us dancing on Caribbean Night.
I want your love. Love Love Love. I want your love.
I want us aching and ready to burst…
I want my last name to come after your first.
I want your love. Love Love Love. I want your love.

You know that I want you. And you know that I need you.
I want you bad. Want your bad program.
Chorus: I want us crashing. I want all your bugs.
You and me could write a bad program.
I want you coding with my algorithm.
You and me could write a bad program.
Oh oh oh oh ohhhh ohhhh ohhh ohhhhh
Trapped in a bad program. (2x)
C plus C PLUS PLUS
C:/DOS, RUN/DOS/RUN
JAVA, ooo la la
Want your bad program. (2x)
ONE ONE ZERO baby.
Work it! Code it, bia-nary. (3x)
ONE ONE ZERO baby! Work it! I’m C.F.O. baby!

I don’t want stocks. I don’t want dividends.
Keep your remorse. No, you can’t make amends!
I want a rose with your thorns on the stem.
I want your love. I WAS YOUR ONLY FRIEND! (Oh oh oh oh ohhh…)
I WAS YOUR ONLY FRIEND! (Point Zero Three Percent)
I WAS YOUR ONLY FRIEND! (Oh oh oh oh ohhh…)
Want your bad program! (Point Zero Three Percent)
WANT YOUR BAD PROGRAM!

Chorus: I want us crashing. I want all your bugs.
You and me could write a bad program.
I want you coding with my algorithm.
You and me could write a bad program.
Oh oh oh oh ohhhh ohhhh ohhh ohhhhh
Trapped in a bad program. (2x)
C plus C PLUS PLUS
C:/DOS, RUN/DOS/RUN
JAVA, Ooo la la.
Want your bad program.

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This has been a work of questionableliterarymerit
— Gretchen Peters (“If Wishes Were Horses”)